"Hey there, Rudolph."

"I'm pretty sure tissues exist so you won't sneeze on me."

"Ugh! Cover your mouth!"

"You sound awful, you know that?"

"And you've been like this how long?"

"You really can't take care of yourself, can you?"

"Oh, gross! I better not get sick!"

"What are you doing here? You should be in bed."

"You're kind of adorable when you're sick. You know, in a pathetic way."

"Stop it! You're getting your germs everywhere!"

"I'm taking care of you, and that's final."

"I don't care if I get sick. I just want to help you get better."

"Did you sleep last night?"

"You've been coughing an awful lot. You okay?"

"Jesus! That the tenth time you've sneezed on me today! What is your problem?"

"Did you just throw up?"

"Do you need more blankets?"

"Is it too hot or too cold?"

"Hmmm, you definitely have a fever."

"I think it's bedtime for you."

"You have to take the medicine, or you won't get better!"

"Hey, you alright? You look pale."

"Here, just take the whole box of tissues."

"Gosh, you must be really sick..."